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Whole new meaning to cleaning out the room

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Battling through the freezing temperatures, snow and cold winds in Loughrea last Thursday. Photo: Hany Marzouk.

A Different View with Dave O’Connell

Helping yourself to the contents of your hotel room is nothing new – there are many who wouldn’t have a towel in the house if it weren’t for the branded ones they liberated from their overnight stays.

Those little bottles of shampoo are always handy in case you’re caught short – even if they are of such indistinguishable origin they might well be washing up liquid or a small bottle of oil for your car engine.

There isn’t a home in the country that hasn’t half a dozen ‘liberated’ pint glasses from pubs or hotels – even the Christmas Market nodded to that by charging a five euro deposit on the glass before they’d give you a drink.

Throwaway slippers, bottle openers, emergency toiletries, toothbrushes, pens, stationary, those nice wooden hangers….it’s a wonder that the bed is left in some rooms such is the comprehensive clear-out some customers carry out.

One story might illustrate this sense of entitlement – although it will remain anonymous to save the blushes of one rather naïve one-time motoring correspondent for a national newspaper, during his early days on the road many years ago.

These guys have great jobs – test driving free cars, normally on roads close to home but more than occasionally in foreign parts and one in a while on a Formula One track.

On top of that, the car manufacturers might offer a tasty little present left on the hotel pillow to sweeten an already saccharine deal.

On this occasion, however, and presumably through an oversight there was no present for the motoring press to ease the pain of their foreign travel – and our intrepid reporter inquired of his fellow hacks if they had been similarly bereft.

Colour televisions were in their relative infancy at this time and there was one of them in the hotel room – clearly, at least to everyone bar our motoring man, for the benefit of anyone who booked into the room.

His colleague however – recognising his innocence in such matters – told him that in fact the colour TV was his welcoming gift; it was plugged in so he could get used to it during his stay and he just had to bring it with him on departure.

Which he did – arriving down to reception, lugging his suitcase and one large colour television, newly unplugged from the wall.

When his colleagues stopped rolling around on the lobby carpet in fits of laughter, the television was duly returned to its rightful spot – and the story was told a thousand times before our friend finally retired from journalism.

Extraordinary as it might seem to try and make off with the telly through some sense of entitlement, a recent survey found that hotel guests have helped themselves to the most extraordinary of things on their departure.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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Homework only goes to prove parents haven’t all the answers

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Dave O'Connell

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Anyone fortunate enough to be a parent will always remember the moment when their child transitioned from unqualified hero worship to thinking that ma and da, if not quite clowns, at least possessed feet of clay.

And that moment often coincided with the time you could no longer make head nor tail of their homework.

You were grand with addition and subtraction, even multiplication and basic division – but when theorems or algebra or physics or foreign languages came into the equation, suddenly your infallible status took a nosedive straight into the nearest bin.

The consolation is that we are not alone – because most parents admit they’ve forgotten even the basics from their schooldays, leaving them cruelly exposed when the teenagers come looking for help.

A recent UK survey asked 1,500 parents aged over 30 what they had forgotten from their schooldays.

Top of the list was algebra – forgotten by half of them – followed by trigonometry and Pythagoras’s Theorem. About a third of respondents could no longer remember how to do long division – or name ten or more elements from the periodic table.

A quarter didn’t know the difference between an isosceles and a scalene triangle, and almost a fifth had forgotten how to use a protractor. Most of those probably thought a compass was for pricking the back of the student sitting in front of you.

Other classroom classics now lost in the sands of time included a failure to recognise cloud formations, identifying an oxbow lake, remembering quotes from Shakespeare, or explaining the difference between volts and amps.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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Everybody knows a Dave – but it still don’t make a storm

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It’s been a tough week for Ireland’s Daves and Davids – ever since we found out just how close we were to having our own storm, only to have it snatched away from us by a public vote that inexplicably went for Dudley instead.

It doesn’t matter than Dudley hardly even sounds like a gust of wind, let alone a gale force storm; it just conjures up an image of a drunken Dudley Moore in Arthur, meandering all over the place – more of a danger to himself than the roof of your house is.

The only consolation is that, if it wasn’t Dudley, it still wouldn’t have been Dave – because in compiling the shortlist, our own Queen of the Weather Forecast, Evelyn Cusack, made a stronger case for Storm Diarmuid, ahead of Dave, David and even Dafydd.

The Brits were keen on Storm Dave, but part of the reason that there is an annual debate among the Met Offices is to ensure a disparate selection, with something for each of the participating nationalities.

That’s why we got Barra, Pól, Seán and Méabh, and the Welsh got Arwen and possibly Gladys, and the Dutch got Vergil and Willemien, with a couple of crossover names like Jack and Kim and Ruby in there for good measure.

But when it came to Storm D, our Met Éireann boss wouldn’t even entertain Dermot as a compromise over Diarmuid, according to the correspondence on this year’s storm-naming process, as revealed under Freedom of Information this week.

Ultimately, it didn’t matter in the end because the people decided anyway. They were given a choice of Duncan, Dudley and Dafydd. . .and Dudley was the winner, perhaps – the commentators think – because of Dudley Dursley, erstwhile star of Harry Potter. As opposed to Dudley Moore.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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Science proves kids were spot-on about the sprouts

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Turns out the kids were right all along – there’s an actual scientific reason why most of them can’t stand broccoli or Brussels sprouts.

And these researchers from CSIRO, Australia’s national science agency, have further agreed that you can throw cauliflower, kale and cabbage into the equation for good measure – because enzymes from what are collectively known as brassica vegetables and from bacteria in saliva can produce unpleasant odours in the mouth.

“Interactions between brassica vegetables and human saliva can affect in-mouth odour development, which in turn may be linked to individual perception and liking,” revealed the researchers.

Adults on the other hand, educate their palate to tolerate the bad taste; after all they’ve already managed it with Guinness, because if you remember how your first pint of stout tasted, it was nothing to whet the appetite like it does now.

The study involved 98 pairs of parents and children aged between six and eight, to rate the key odour compounds – and very different response.

Their scientific explanation is that these veg contain a compound called S-methyl-L-cysteine sulfoxide that produces potent, sulphurous odours when acted upon by an enzyme in the plant.

This is also the case for the same enzyme produced by bacteria in some people’s oral bacteria.

You can mask this of course with plenty of cheese sauce or whatever takes your fancy, but that’s a little like those people who tell you they love oysters when what they actually enjoy is the taste of lemon and tabasco sauce.

We all remember the days of our childhood when you were either force-fed veg or else had the guilt trip laid on you about children who were starving in Africa who’d give anything for a plate of broccoli.

Turns out now they probably wouldn’t, despite numerous surreptitious efforts to find an envelope to post the veg to a poor country in the hope that it would solve two problems – world hunger and an aversion to Brussels sprouts.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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