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The drama of Deadline Day – when reason goes out the window

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Sky Sports viewers will be very familiar with a man called Jim White, who is about to come into his own for the one day of the year that his station turns him into a star – just because he has a plethora of mobile phones.

The secret is that, on these phones, he claims to have the numbers of all of the managers, agents and footballers in the Premiership – as well as the ones who might be on their way in or out.

And the reason this is important for just one 24 hour period a years is that Deadline Day is on the horizon – and if you’re not a football fan, that means absolutely nothing to you…..but if you are a fanatic, it’s a day worth taking off work just so you can vegetate in front of the telly.

This year’s Transfer Deadline Day is next Monday week,  and when the curtain comes down on this day of days at 11pm, millions will have been spent on stars and journeymen, all in the hope of winning – or at least staying in – the Premiership.

It’s the day when the football world goes into overdrive, when millions are paid for players you’ve never previously heard of but who have suddenly become the dynamo of your team’s Champions League aspirations.

It’s already happening of course and it’s a strange phenomenon; this week, for example, it looked like my old team Liverpool were going to sign a Brazlian called Willian, who frankly I’d never heard of before two weeks’ ago and even then I thought he was the Black Eyed Peas guy off the UK version of the Voice.

But Spurs nipped in at the last minute to secure his signature and you suddenly felt slightly bereft over someone you’d only recently even heard of.

And as ridiculous as that sounds, it gets even worse on Monday week when the football world is gripped with more rumours than the Dail bar on budget day.

Jim White is the man officially charged with whipping all of this into a complete frenzy, so much so that his arrival at work on this day of all days becomes in itself a news story.

There is a camera positioned at the entrance to Sky Sports to capture Jim talking simultaneously on three phones, and smiling that smile of reassurance that tells football fans they are in safe hands now.

Jim will breathlessly report the covert arrival at a Midlands airport of the flying winger (previously unheard of outside of his own house) from a French third division club who might just be the answer to some Championship outfit’s prayers.

Fans get into the mood by texting in reports of spotting Messi outside Highbury or a bloke with a nose like Zlatan Ibrahimović hovering with intent around Old Trafford.

Fans get wind of a centre-half from the Ivory Coast who didn’t warrant a reference on FIFA 14 two days ago – but now he’s the solution to that leaky defence, according to someone who knows someone who saw a video of him training at the African Cup of Nations.

And given that there’s dodgy Russian and Arab money sloshing around the football world now like detritus on the top of a treatment plant, these previously unheralded stars of the football world are signed for the price of a small country.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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No great rush to mend the error of your ways!

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Dave O'Connell

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It was St Augustine who famously petitioned in prayer: ‘God, make me good – but just not yet’. It’s a sentiment that one Sister Mary Joseph took to whole new levels, because after spending her first 61 years as a high-living heiress, she spent the last three decades as a cloistered nun.

And she closed one chapter to open another one back in 1989 with a party for 800 of her closest friends at the Hilton Hotel in San Francisco – so many guests that the hostess carried a helium balloon all night, with the words “Here I Am” so that people could find her amid the throng.

The next day the former Ann Russell Miller flew to Chicago and joined the Sisters of Our Lady of Mount Carmel as a novitiate, spending the rest of her life as Sister Mary Joseph of the Trinity.

Or as one of her 28 grandchildren put it: “It was like The Great Gatsby turned into The Sound of Music.”

Her recent obituary in the Times painted quite the colourful picture of a lover of the high life turned Holy Roller.

“She smoked, drank champagne, played cards, spent five hours a day on the telephone and, as an expert scuba diver and enthusiastic skier, travelled around the world.

“She had a season ticket to the opera, was a high-society patron of many charitable causes and drove her sports car at such reckless speeds that, according to her son Mark, ‘people got out of her car with a sore foot from slamming on an imaginary brake’.”

Because if ever a life could be described as a tale of two-thirds of high living and one-third of contemplation, this was it; the mother of ten who enjoyed the casual company of celebrity friends like Nancy Reagan and Bob Hope opted for an order which allowed her one visitor a month – and even then no touching given the two rows of iron bars between them.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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Online games will always give way to world of pure imagination

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When we were young and Wimbledon came on the telly for two weeks, we’d all rush out to hit a tennis ball off the wall and imagine for an hour that we were Jimmy Connors or Bjorn Borg.

On the odd occasion when we saw live football on TV – the World Cup, the FA Cup Final, or Jimmy Magee covering another false dawn for Ireland at Dalymount Park – we took to the footpath and pretended we were Johnny Giles or Georgie Best.

Jumpers for goalposts, games that went on for hours, fly-goalkeepers, next goal wins – a world of entertainment for the price of a plastic football.

Now when it’s half-time in Sky Sports’ fifth live match of the weekend, the kids still want to play their own version when it’s over. Except they do it on the PlayStation so they never have to leave the comfort of the couch.

Even if we re-enacted the World Cup indoors back in the day, we did it with Subbuteo – so we still got more action and exercise than today’s kids, even if it was just a flick of the fingers.

But in the absence of video games, we did all this with nothing more than our vivid imaginations on a field of dreams that was otherwise a concrete car park or a patch of grass.

We pretended we were Mick O’Connell or maybe Mikey Sheehy (but never Brian Mullins or Jimmy Keaveney) as we fielded balls majestically out of the clouds – even if reality would suggest we hardly left the ground.

It was a world of our imagination where we supplied our own running commentary; these days, FIFA 21 does it for you.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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We’re at our most sure-footed when we find common ground

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When two Irish people meet, they have thirty seconds to find someone they have in common or both of them will die.

It was a Tweet that made me smile recently – but then, thinking a little more, it’s actually so, so true.

We seem lost if we can’t make a common connection, as if six degrees of separation is about three steps too far.

Of course, we’re spoilt in Galway because you’ll never ever meet someone who doesn’t know Michael D; they were either lectured by him, they canvassed for him, they sat beside him in Terryland Park, they chatted with him at the Arts Festival before it had a tent, or they’ve been to a garden party at the Áras.

And once the pressure is off because you’ve made one connection, the rest will flow like soup off Alan Dukes’ fork, as Johneen Donnellan once observed.

It’s a small county in the scheme of things so it shouldn’t be any wonder that we’re well connected – from school or college or work or extended family or geography, we’re a stone’s throw from everyone else.

Half of Mayo, of course, knows Joe Biden – and never has a man had so many fourth cousins once removed (if it gets much worse, he might have to have them forcibly removed) since he got the keys to the big White House.

We can’t claim to know Barack Obama, but half of Galway knows Billy Lawless, who hosted the former Chicago senator in his acclaimed restaurant – we knew Billy as a politician or a publican, in Trigger Martyn’s or the old Twelve in Barna. So that’s close enough.

We’re also familiar with Pat McDonagh, who doesn’t just own Supermac’s; he also owns the Barack Obama Plaza in Offaly. So that’s a second Presidential connection to someone we’ve never actually met.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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