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Technology can leave us all in world of our own

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LOVELY HURLING . . . children play at hurling as Connacht supporters watch a TV screen at An Tobar in Mainguard Street during the Guinness PRO 12 Final on Saturday. Photo: Joe O'Shaughnessy.

A Different View with Dave O’Connell

You know the world of technology has gone completely mad when the manager of an English Premiership side holds weekly communication sessions for his players – because they’ve forgotten how to talk to each other.

This isn’t to do with the variety of languages in the dressing room or an inability to understand what anyone else is saying – it’s because they spent their day plugged into smartphones and headphones and live in a world of their own.

Southampton manager Ronald Koeman comes from a time when the banter on the bus was one of the reasons that teams bonded so well together – although he was also part of a Dutch side where the team was split down the middle over colour, so it wasn’t necessarily the best of times then either.

In this case the solution is not as simple as forcing them to sit down and have a chat – but it’s a variation on that designed to make it seem more complex.

Koeman holds a weekly “life kinetics” session, at which players typically carry out two tasks simultaneously, such as passing a football and catching a tennis ball, while communicating with a team-mate.

Or what we used to call shooting the breeze.

It’s easy poke fun at footballers – hugely overpaid and over-egoed, living in some sort of billionaire’s bubble where setting off fireworks in your bathroom (a la Mario Balotelli) doesn’t seem a ridiculous thing to do – but you don’t have to leave your own home to experience this phenomenon.

You can pull your hair out at the bizarre scenario where your kids are on their separate tablets or games console, playing FIFA or Minecraft or whatever the game du jour for their age group happens to be.

They might even be playing against each other, sitting on the same couch – but they are entirely engrossed in the little blue screen that lights up their faces, not uttering as much as a syllable to each other throughout the entire process.

Luxury cars come with video screens as standard in the back seat – lesser mortals can purchase these devices and hook them onto the headrest with Velcro straps – so that children don’t have to look out the window on long journeys.

Instead they can watch videos and listen on their headphones, so that they get to the other end of the journey without feeling bored, or asking every three minutes: “Are we there yet?”

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune

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Homework only goes to prove parents haven’t all the answers

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Anyone fortunate enough to be a parent will always remember the moment when their child transitioned from unqualified hero worship to thinking that ma and da, if not quite clowns, at least possessed feet of clay.

And that moment often coincided with the time you could no longer make head nor tail of their homework.

You were grand with addition and subtraction, even multiplication and basic division – but when theorems or algebra or physics or foreign languages came into the equation, suddenly your infallible status took a nosedive straight into the nearest bin.

The consolation is that we are not alone – because most parents admit they’ve forgotten even the basics from their schooldays, leaving them cruelly exposed when the teenagers come looking for help.

A recent UK survey asked 1,500 parents aged over 30 what they had forgotten from their schooldays.

Top of the list was algebra – forgotten by half of them – followed by trigonometry and Pythagoras’s Theorem. About a third of respondents could no longer remember how to do long division – or name ten or more elements from the periodic table.

A quarter didn’t know the difference between an isosceles and a scalene triangle, and almost a fifth had forgotten how to use a protractor. Most of those probably thought a compass was for pricking the back of the student sitting in front of you.

Other classroom classics now lost in the sands of time included a failure to recognise cloud formations, identifying an oxbow lake, remembering quotes from Shakespeare, or explaining the difference between volts and amps.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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Everybody knows a Dave – but it still don’t make a storm

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It’s been a tough week for Ireland’s Daves and Davids – ever since we found out just how close we were to having our own storm, only to have it snatched away from us by a public vote that inexplicably went for Dudley instead.

It doesn’t matter than Dudley hardly even sounds like a gust of wind, let alone a gale force storm; it just conjures up an image of a drunken Dudley Moore in Arthur, meandering all over the place – more of a danger to himself than the roof of your house is.

The only consolation is that, if it wasn’t Dudley, it still wouldn’t have been Dave – because in compiling the shortlist, our own Queen of the Weather Forecast, Evelyn Cusack, made a stronger case for Storm Diarmuid, ahead of Dave, David and even Dafydd.

The Brits were keen on Storm Dave, but part of the reason that there is an annual debate among the Met Offices is to ensure a disparate selection, with something for each of the participating nationalities.

That’s why we got Barra, Pól, Seán and Méabh, and the Welsh got Arwen and possibly Gladys, and the Dutch got Vergil and Willemien, with a couple of crossover names like Jack and Kim and Ruby in there for good measure.

But when it came to Storm D, our Met Éireann boss wouldn’t even entertain Dermot as a compromise over Diarmuid, according to the correspondence on this year’s storm-naming process, as revealed under Freedom of Information this week.

Ultimately, it didn’t matter in the end because the people decided anyway. They were given a choice of Duncan, Dudley and Dafydd. . .and Dudley was the winner, perhaps – the commentators think – because of Dudley Dursley, erstwhile star of Harry Potter. As opposed to Dudley Moore.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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Science proves kids were spot-on about the sprouts

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Turns out the kids were right all along – there’s an actual scientific reason why most of them can’t stand broccoli or Brussels sprouts.

And these researchers from CSIRO, Australia’s national science agency, have further agreed that you can throw cauliflower, kale and cabbage into the equation for good measure – because enzymes from what are collectively known as brassica vegetables and from bacteria in saliva can produce unpleasant odours in the mouth.

“Interactions between brassica vegetables and human saliva can affect in-mouth odour development, which in turn may be linked to individual perception and liking,” revealed the researchers.

Adults on the other hand, educate their palate to tolerate the bad taste; after all they’ve already managed it with Guinness, because if you remember how your first pint of stout tasted, it was nothing to whet the appetite like it does now.

The study involved 98 pairs of parents and children aged between six and eight, to rate the key odour compounds – and very different response.

Their scientific explanation is that these veg contain a compound called S-methyl-L-cysteine sulfoxide that produces potent, sulphurous odours when acted upon by an enzyme in the plant.

This is also the case for the same enzyme produced by bacteria in some people’s oral bacteria.

You can mask this of course with plenty of cheese sauce or whatever takes your fancy, but that’s a little like those people who tell you they love oysters when what they actually enjoy is the taste of lemon and tabasco sauce.

We all remember the days of our childhood when you were either force-fed veg or else had the guilt trip laid on you about children who were starving in Africa who’d give anything for a plate of broccoli.

Turns out now they probably wouldn’t, despite numerous surreptitious efforts to find an envelope to post the veg to a poor country in the hope that it would solve two problems – world hunger and an aversion to Brussels sprouts.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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