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Soccer club raises expectations to a new high for work placements

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The trials and tribulations of Cardiff City football club may have, for the most part, gone under the radar – but the Welsh club’s backstage drama had at least one notable achievement….it raised the bar for work experience placements the world over.

Because Vincent Tan, the eccentric owner of the Premiership club, decided to replace his head of recruitment with a 23 year old Kazakh friend of his son, a young man who was up to then on work experience, involving nothing more arduous than painting part of the stadium’s stand.

Perhaps Alisher Apsalyamov showed such potential in slapping the whitewash onto the walls that the next obvious step in his career was to put him in charge of spending millions of euro on international footballers – but it still qualifies as the most spectacular rise through the ranks since Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office.

Transition Year students could learn a thing or two from Alisher – if only to recognise that painting and decorating the workplace, as opposed to playing Solitaire on the company computer, offers you the chance to live the dream.

Unfortunately most of them see work placements as an opportunity to catch up with their friends on Facebook and to make the relevant changes to their Fantasy Football team.

Our friend Alisher, on the other hand, now has his own Fantasy Football team where he can spend Uncle Vincent’s millions to make these changes for real.

And for those who live the FIFA 14 dream, this represents the ultimate chance to show that the team you put together over the internet would work in real life….and more successfully than the squad put together by someone who claimed it was actually his job.

Which is all very fine when it comes to FIFA – but you wouldn’t want that sort of thinking among gamers with a preference for Call of Duty or, even worse, Grand Theft Auto.

Imagine if they decided to put their new-found predilection for criminality to use for real and starting robbing banks and Ferraris and shooting people at will.

The other problem with Alisher’s rise through the ranks is that this also might lead to increased expectations for those currently considering a work placement, in that they might think – if they’re working in a sweet shop, for example – they can help themselves to the contents.

There are many positives to Transition Year – it can help a student mature, give them a sense of the world around them, and offer them a year out of having their Leaving Cert being drummed into them so that they’ve learned it off by heart.

But many businesses wouldn’t touch a Transition Year with a barge pole. This can be for any number of reasons, but mainly because they’re not a babysitting service and they have no great desire to do the work a teacher should be doing and for which they are paid whether they’ve signed up to the Haddington Road Agreement or not.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

 

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Grandparents may well be the greatest gift of all

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My mother-in-law is the greatest grandmother on earth, although she’s the only one who doesn’t know it. Not because she’s modest – although she always was – but because she has dementia and struggles to know her own family, never mind their children.

Yet she was there, every step of the way – not just for our two, but for every single one of her 19 grandchildren; minding them, nurturing, entertaining, caring for them, for well over three decades from oldest to youngest.

Kay wasn’t alone for the most of that journey, because Tom in turn was the best grandfather – doing all of those things too, and also instilling a love of simple things into another generation . . . birds, flowers, cats, songs about townlands.

He also embraced things unfamiliar to his world – Thomas the Tank Engine, the Teletubbies, even PlayStation although that remained largely a mystery, as did the fact that anyone would watch soccer when there was a chance to enjoy hurling.

“You’ve been watching this for hours and there isn’t even one score. If this was hurling, you’d have seen 50 of them,” he’d tell the Liverpool fans, enthralled by another scoreless classic.

The beauty of it was that the Kay and Tom got to meet, enjoy and educate every single one of those 17 grandchildren, and there will be no more – because even science can’t produce surprises like that at this stage.

They also got to know a few of their great-grandchildren, although dementia for one of them, followed too quickly by death for the other, didn’t really allow them to pass on the great gifts they had already imbued in their grandchildren.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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No great rush to mend the error of your ways!

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It was St Augustine who famously petitioned in prayer: ‘God, make me good – but just not yet’. It’s a sentiment that one Sister Mary Joseph took to whole new levels, because after spending her first 61 years as a high-living heiress, she spent the last three decades as a cloistered nun.

And she closed one chapter to open another one back in 1989 with a party for 800 of her closest friends at the Hilton Hotel in San Francisco – so many guests that the hostess carried a helium balloon all night, with the words “Here I Am” so that people could find her amid the throng.

The next day the former Ann Russell Miller flew to Chicago and joined the Sisters of Our Lady of Mount Carmel as a novitiate, spending the rest of her life as Sister Mary Joseph of the Trinity.

Or as one of her 28 grandchildren put it: “It was like The Great Gatsby turned into The Sound of Music.”

Her recent obituary in the Times painted quite the colourful picture of a lover of the high life turned Holy Roller.

“She smoked, drank champagne, played cards, spent five hours a day on the telephone and, as an expert scuba diver and enthusiastic skier, travelled around the world.

“She had a season ticket to the opera, was a high-society patron of many charitable causes and drove her sports car at such reckless speeds that, according to her son Mark, ‘people got out of her car with a sore foot from slamming on an imaginary brake’.”

Because if ever a life could be described as a tale of two-thirds of high living and one-third of contemplation, this was it; the mother of ten who enjoyed the casual company of celebrity friends like Nancy Reagan and Bob Hope opted for an order which allowed her one visitor a month – and even then no touching given the two rows of iron bars between them.

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Online games will always give way to world of pure imagination

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When we were young and Wimbledon came on the telly for two weeks, we’d all rush out to hit a tennis ball off the wall and imagine for an hour that we were Jimmy Connors or Bjorn Borg.

On the odd occasion when we saw live football on TV – the World Cup, the FA Cup Final, or Jimmy Magee covering another false dawn for Ireland at Dalymount Park – we took to the footpath and pretended we were Johnny Giles or Georgie Best.

Jumpers for goalposts, games that went on for hours, fly-goalkeepers, next goal wins – a world of entertainment for the price of a plastic football.

Now when it’s half-time in Sky Sports’ fifth live match of the weekend, the kids still want to play their own version when it’s over. Except they do it on the PlayStation so they never have to leave the comfort of the couch.

Even if we re-enacted the World Cup indoors back in the day, we did it with Subbuteo – so we still got more action and exercise than today’s kids, even if it was just a flick of the fingers.

But in the absence of video games, we did all this with nothing more than our vivid imaginations on a field of dreams that was otherwise a concrete car park or a patch of grass.

We pretended we were Mick O’Connell or maybe Mikey Sheehy (but never Brian Mullins or Jimmy Keaveney) as we fielded balls majestically out of the clouds – even if reality would suggest we hardly left the ground.

It was a world of our imagination where we supplied our own running commentary; these days, FIFA 21 does it for you.

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