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Rebel all you like but we all turn into our parents in the end

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A Different View with Dave O’Connell

Back in the dim and distant past, the ultimate threat for bad behaviour around our place was that the guards would come and get you, and stick you for an extended period down the big black hole.

Presumably this was supposed to be some sort of solitary confinement in the bowels of the local station, and a location that – even before the advent of Childline and children’s rights – would be an utterly inappropriate punishment for a young fella who didn’t eat his tea. 

The fact that, clearly, no such place existed – in the Garda barracks or anywhere else around Oughterard – was immaterial, as was the reality that most of the local constabulary were decent people with much better things to be doing with their time.

But to this day, I still tend to think of the black hole as the ultimate sanction for bad behaviour – it was the mother’s clarion call to instantly restore order from the jaws of domestic disaster.

And then, in the blink of an eye, you become your parents and you threaten your own offspring with something almost as ludicrous.

You repeat the same threats and phrases that your parents used on you – no matter how ridiculous they may be.

“Sweets? I’ll give you sweets,” you roar – which, in any other context, would qualify as the perfect result. Except they and you all know you mean the exact opposite – and the same applies to money, staying out or up late, Playstation games or any of the other treats that brighten a child’s day.

And the ultimate answer if they question your authority, as in ‘why do I have to go to bed?’ Truth is it’s never changed through the generations – it’s the same explanation your dad offered you: ‘because I’m your father and I said so’.

We’re also good at observations and rhetorical questions: “Money doesn’t grow in trees, you know”;  “I wasn’t born yesterday” or “If he put his hand in the fire, would you do it too?”

When did the joys of our youth give way to the catchphrases of our fathers?

“Don’t eat that; it’ll spoil your dinner” or “Don’t make me stop this car” or “Where do you think you’re going dressed like that?” or “turn down that bloody racket” or “what time do you think this is?” even though you’re the only one capable of focusing on a watch.

And anyway, when did four in the morning go from a time you yourself fell in through the front door to an hour you now associate solely with groggily getting out of bed to go to the toilet so that your bladder doesn’t rupture in your sleep?

Of course we’re not exactly the same; we have access to more technology and perhaps a greater awareness of the world at large, simply because communications have opened it all up in a way they could never have imagined.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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No great rush to mend the error of your ways!

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It was St Augustine who famously petitioned in prayer: ‘God, make me good – but just not yet’. It’s a sentiment that one Sister Mary Joseph took to whole new levels, because after spending her first 61 years as a high-living heiress, she spent the last three decades as a cloistered nun.

And she closed one chapter to open another one back in 1989 with a party for 800 of her closest friends at the Hilton Hotel in San Francisco – so many guests that the hostess carried a helium balloon all night, with the words “Here I Am” so that people could find her amid the throng.

The next day the former Ann Russell Miller flew to Chicago and joined the Sisters of Our Lady of Mount Carmel as a novitiate, spending the rest of her life as Sister Mary Joseph of the Trinity.

Or as one of her 28 grandchildren put it: “It was like The Great Gatsby turned into The Sound of Music.”

Her recent obituary in the Times painted quite the colourful picture of a lover of the high life turned Holy Roller.

“She smoked, drank champagne, played cards, spent five hours a day on the telephone and, as an expert scuba diver and enthusiastic skier, travelled around the world.

“She had a season ticket to the opera, was a high-society patron of many charitable causes and drove her sports car at such reckless speeds that, according to her son Mark, ‘people got out of her car with a sore foot from slamming on an imaginary brake’.”

Because if ever a life could be described as a tale of two-thirds of high living and one-third of contemplation, this was it; the mother of ten who enjoyed the casual company of celebrity friends like Nancy Reagan and Bob Hope opted for an order which allowed her one visitor a month – and even then no touching given the two rows of iron bars between them.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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Online games will always give way to world of pure imagination

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When we were young and Wimbledon came on the telly for two weeks, we’d all rush out to hit a tennis ball off the wall and imagine for an hour that we were Jimmy Connors or Bjorn Borg.

On the odd occasion when we saw live football on TV – the World Cup, the FA Cup Final, or Jimmy Magee covering another false dawn for Ireland at Dalymount Park – we took to the footpath and pretended we were Johnny Giles or Georgie Best.

Jumpers for goalposts, games that went on for hours, fly-goalkeepers, next goal wins – a world of entertainment for the price of a plastic football.

Now when it’s half-time in Sky Sports’ fifth live match of the weekend, the kids still want to play their own version when it’s over. Except they do it on the PlayStation so they never have to leave the comfort of the couch.

Even if we re-enacted the World Cup indoors back in the day, we did it with Subbuteo – so we still got more action and exercise than today’s kids, even if it was just a flick of the fingers.

But in the absence of video games, we did all this with nothing more than our vivid imaginations on a field of dreams that was otherwise a concrete car park or a patch of grass.

We pretended we were Mick O’Connell or maybe Mikey Sheehy (but never Brian Mullins or Jimmy Keaveney) as we fielded balls majestically out of the clouds – even if reality would suggest we hardly left the ground.

It was a world of our imagination where we supplied our own running commentary; these days, FIFA 21 does it for you.

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We’re at our most sure-footed when we find common ground

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When two Irish people meet, they have thirty seconds to find someone they have in common or both of them will die.

It was a Tweet that made me smile recently – but then, thinking a little more, it’s actually so, so true.

We seem lost if we can’t make a common connection, as if six degrees of separation is about three steps too far.

Of course, we’re spoilt in Galway because you’ll never ever meet someone who doesn’t know Michael D; they were either lectured by him, they canvassed for him, they sat beside him in Terryland Park, they chatted with him at the Arts Festival before it had a tent, or they’ve been to a garden party at the Áras.

And once the pressure is off because you’ve made one connection, the rest will flow like soup off Alan Dukes’ fork, as Johneen Donnellan once observed.

It’s a small county in the scheme of things so it shouldn’t be any wonder that we’re well connected – from school or college or work or extended family or geography, we’re a stone’s throw from everyone else.

Half of Mayo, of course, knows Joe Biden – and never has a man had so many fourth cousins once removed (if it gets much worse, he might have to have them forcibly removed) since he got the keys to the big White House.

We can’t claim to know Barack Obama, but half of Galway knows Billy Lawless, who hosted the former Chicago senator in his acclaimed restaurant – we knew Billy as a politician or a publican, in Trigger Martyn’s or the old Twelve in Barna. So that’s close enough.

We’re also familiar with Pat McDonagh, who doesn’t just own Supermac’s; he also owns the Barack Obama Plaza in Offaly. So that’s a second Presidential connection to someone we’ve never actually met.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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