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Oh, what would life be like, without a good agony aunt?

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Probably the most famous agony aunt of them all . . . Angela McNamara, a 'problem solver' for years in the now defunct Sunday Press newspaper.

Country Living with Francis Farragher

One of the ‘funny’ things about comedy is how some things that aren’t really funny at all, can make you burst into convulsions of laughter time after time.

After all, seeing someone slip on a banana skin and fall over can end up with the victim suffering a broken arm or wrist, and yet every time we see in in a sketch, we laugh.

For some reason of late, when I look up the death notices on RIP.ie, the name Farragher, flashes up before me automatically on the screen, and I’m inclined to have a little snigger and say: “Not just yet.”

We laugh when someone walks into a glass door that’s cleaned so well that it looks like it’s not there at all, but again it ain’t funny for the victim; while the rear view of a slightly obese male without a belt on his sagging trousers at least will draw an ‘oops’ if not a laugh.

Last Saturday, as I was flicking through the Irish Independent, a piece caught my eye on the problem page of the magazine section. I’d say, for all the world, it was a serious letter, but I have to admit I’m still laughing.

A woman was pouring out her heart to agony aunt, Mary O’Connor, about the third party that had entered into her relationship with her boyfriend. A touch of the Camilla Parker Bowles situation with Charles (well the other way around), one might think at first.

This third party had wreaked havoc with what had been apparently a pretty stable and loving relationship – the destruction list being quite a long and dramatic one. This third party – probably something of a ‘looker’ into the bargain – had caused fights between the previously happy couple; had wandered into the neighbour’s yard; and had injured the woman involved; as well as being involved in a number of road accidents; not to mention the cat being mauled.

Yes, you’ve probably guessed it by now, but the third party in the relationship was none other than a German shepherd dog, who had not been trained in the domestic ways of the world, by his new guardians.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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Trying to get it correct all of the time is a waste of energy

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Six-of-one and a half-dozen of the other.

Country Living with Francis Farragher

Political correctness was never a term I was familiar with as a kid, and maybe just as well, thinking back on some of the stuff we used to come out with.

We learned nursery rhymes where the ‘N word’ featured through 10 verses in a row without even having the remotest clue this was offensive in any way.

Travellers for examples during the 1960s were referred to with the other T word which at the time, to the best of my childhood memory, did not have any derogatory connotation.

They were regular callers to our house when around the area and never left emptyhanded due to the good nature of my late mother.

Euan McColl, that great singer/songwriter of the liberal left even used the old T word in his tribute song to the life and ways of Travellers contained the line:

‘All you freeborn men of the travelling people,

Every tinker, rolling stone and gypsy rover,”

With the passing of time of course, we’ve all had to clean up our vocabularies and with good reason too. Frequently, words used to describe people of a certain colour, religion, way of life or sexual orientation were used in the context of prejudice and hatred which just had to change.

I’ve often said in social discourse over a pint of plain that Ireland is a far nicer country to live in now that it was when I was a child of the 1960s.

This was still the era of corporal punishment in schools – and worse too in cases as has been well documented – while woe betide any single young woman who got pregnant, or any family who had a member with a mental health issue or one of sexual orientation differing from the norm.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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Tricks, trials and traps of nurturing our memories

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Country Living with Francis Farragher

Memory is a strange old business and sometimes quite an uncomfortable investigative process with the passing of years. We all tend to get a bit worried when a name of someone reasonably familiar to us, just simply won’t come into our heads.

One of the little consolations I nurture, more in hope than in empirical logic, is that even when I was a ‘garsún’ attending national school, I had the habit of leaving things behind me for no good reason.

Even a decade or so after that, forgetting to get the Sweet Afton cigarettes for my mother after a few pints in the local – which in those days doubled up as a grocery outlet and public house – drew a fair measure of maternal wrath upon my young shoulders.

Then there’s the recurring daily problem of trying to figure out what some of the least used keys are for, on a ridiculously overcrowded keyring, while all the time vowing to eliminate at least 25% of the out-of-date ‘door openers’ from the collection.

A few years back, I remember some guy on the radio who knew about all things related to memory and good mental agility, saying that there wasn’t really a serious problem in trying to regularly sort out key IDs. However, he did point out – rather chillingly – that if you looked at your bunch of keys and wondered what they were for, then you were in trouble.

As we get older and want to forget issues about our own finitude (a fancy word for ‘the end’) the annoying search for mobile phones, car keys, wallets, glasses, scarves, caps and even jackets sends little worries through our dwindling brain reserves that things aren’t really getting any better.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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Decision made never to come ‘under the influence’ again

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Country Living with Francis Farragher

Expectations, are I suppose, determined to a large extent by the times we live in. Growing up in the 1960s and ‘70s, the job priorities could range from aspiring to being a lorry driver or the more grandiose life of a teacher that is if the door to third level education could be prised open.

Then, of course, there were always those practical guys who were good at putting pieces of timber together; or at laying blocks in perfect alignment; or at being able to join copper pipes with just a couple of spanners and a few shiny nuts.

They turned out to be the tradesmen (oops, in the world of political correctness should that be tradespeople) who for the rest of their days were never to be short of work or a few bob in their pockets. A combination of good hands and a good head was really a pretty unbeatable combination to ensure that the dole queue would never be part of their lot in life.

Some of us along the way got sucked into a ‘bit of writing’ and in our own tinpot way managed to make a living for us, but of late I’ve managed to note a couple of occupation titles that would have been unimaginable a few decades back.

First off, all there were the ‘socialites’ a great term of the Sunday Independent newspaper at the height of the Celtic Tiger when glamourous men and women – rich on style but poor on substance – could always make their way into the gossip pages of that weekly organ.

I often wondered what did these people do for real jobs as they jollied their way around such night spots as Copper Face Jacks, Renards and the Voodoo Lounge at all hours of the day and night before taking the best part of a week to recover until the next round of socialising.

Now, move it all forward a couple of decades and into the peak of the social media age when the ‘big number’ across the world is the position of ‘influencer’.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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