Double Vision with Charlie Adley
Anyway, I’ve been thinking about what to get you for your birthday, and -” “Oh I don’t want you worrying about -” “No mum, I’m not worrying. I was just wondering what you get for the 90 year-old woman who has -”
“No really, you’ve so much on your mind at the moment, and -”
“Don’t be ridiculous! Of course I’m getting you something, and I had an idea which I want to run past you.”
“Oh well, that’s very kind of you.”
“Well, the reason I want to tell you about it is ‘cos you might think it’s in poor taste.”
“Well I’m sure I won’t.”
“Okay, here’s the story. Recently we’ve lost a lot of very good middle-aged men here in Galway. Some took their own lives, others fell over on the prom, crazy horrible stuff. I’ve written far too many obituaries, mum, and this is where it gets tricky.
“Y’see, the only thing I could think of to give you for your 90th was a column that celebrates your life. It’ll be so great to enjoy someone who’s still living life to the full, but I also want to pay tribute to those men in the introduction.”
“Well that sounds lovely.”
“So you’re not offended?”
“Why would I be offended?”
“Well, because y’know, mentioning obituaries in the context of a 90th birthday, well, it might not look -”
“Don’t be silly, that’s fine.”
“I’m going to show how fun and easy our relationship is, by writing up this conversation, and then I’ll include the speech I’m making at your lunch. I’ll frame it and give it to you. Feels like the most personal and, well, meaningful thing I can give you.”
To read Charlie’s column in full, please see this week’s Galway City Tribune.
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