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Expect nothing and you won’t be disappointed

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Young stiltwalkers show their skills during the Saint Patricks Day parade in Galway. Photo: Joe O'Shaughnesy.

A Different View with Dave O’Connell

The last thing I ever won was a raffle for a cowboy hat and plastic rifle in the old Convent Primary School in Oughterard.

On the basis that we went to what was then the brand-new St Cummin’s Boys School around 1971 – and this old Convent classroom predated that – it means I haven’t had a win of any significance in 45 years.

And even then my lasting memory of the rifle is that my brother broke it on me – literally on me, as in, across my back.

Even if black cowboy hats with white saddle stitching ever did become a fashion item, there’s no doubt that my head has swelled to an extent that it wouldn’t keep the rain off my bald patch.

In fairness, I’ve won the odd fiver on a Lotto ticket and an occasional spot prize at a social along the way – although even then, by the time my ticket has come up, the array of prizes are usually down to cheap sherry and dubious garden implements.

So on reflection, I wouldn’t say I’ve been overly bothered by Lady Luck.

I’ve never had a near-miss on the Lotto; never won a holiday or a new car in any of the many big GAA club draws I’ve been cajoled into buying tickets for, and me buying scratch cards only increases the odds on winning for everyone else.

Marriage precludes us from entering all of those competitions on RTE where they’re giving away thousands in cash, cars and holidays of a lifetime.

They should actually lift that ban because it wouldn’t cost them a penny – if anything it would add to the coffers given the cost of those premium calls to enter.

And still, in a triumph for eternal optimism over reality, I go on thinking that the law of averages means my day must come at some stage, all the while knowing that’s never going to happen.

Every time there’s a big Lotto jackpot – like most other workplaces – there’s a collection for a euro or two to increase our collective chances.

You’re more than happy to trouser up for that for two reasons – firstly it would be nice to win a decent sum of money, but secondly would you really want to be the only one left in the office when the rest of them are sitting on a beach in Cancun?

And yet part of me knows that by merely being part of this loosely-established syndicate, I’ve probably cost the rest of them their chance of a small fortune; they’d be better off taking their chances and asking Jonah to join.

The newsroom of the Clonmel Nationalist in Tipperary, on the other hand, has won the Lotto jackpot – not once but twice.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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You can’t force the craic at the Christmas Party

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Dave O'Connell
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There’s nothing like the Christmas Party to bring out the little devils who’ve spent their working lives blending in with the filing cabinet; one craft beer too many and they’re up on top of the photocopier scanning images of their tail end to send to the world.

The party animal is often the quiet one who spends the rest of the year in the corner, timidly stepping aside if you pass them in the corridor – but with a few bevvies on board, they’re Lemmy from Motorhead in the middle of a world tour.

Of course there are also some people who dread the Christmas party – or even after-work drinks, if that’s still a thing – and as their worst nightmare comes looming over the horizon, they might take some comfort from a recent court case in France.

Because an unnamed worker has just won the right to be utterly boring after a court ruled that he could not be dismissed, just because he didn’t want to join the rest of the staff in the pub.

Known simply as Mr T – an unfortunate choice of initial if you were a fan of the larger-than-life big guy in the A-Team back in the day – our friend was a senior advisor for a Parisian training firm called Cubik Partners.

One of those typically trendy modern operations, they work on a ‘fun and pro’ basis – which is presumably a variation on playing hard and working hard sometimes too – and part of that outlook involved regular social events ‘to bolster team spirit’.

But Mr T had no truck with the spirits – internal or alcoholic – and didn’t want to hang out with his colleagues for a minute longer than work demanded.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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How to win elections with the promises you can keep

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The man who was already the world’s oldest prime minister stood for election again last weekend at the tender age of 97 – arguing quite legitimately that he was fully fit for high office on the basis that he was ‘still standing and talking’.

Mahathir Mohamad was already a Guinness World Record holder for being the world’s oldest current prime minister since he became premier of Malaysia for a second time in 2018.

Proving that age is no impediment to ambition, he put himself forward again last weekend – only this time he fulfilled that age-old observation of Enoch Powell, that most unctuous of Tories from times past, who once said that all political lives end in failure…even if it’s a relative thing and you could hardly be said to have been cut down early, at the age of 97.

Adding insult to injury, not alone did he finish fourth of five candidates in Langkawi, a resort island in Malaysia’s northwest, which he had won with a large majority in the previous poll in 2018 – he also lost his deposit.

It wasn’t even an ageist thing; his entire party failed to win a single seat.

And for comfort in his hour of need, he can still look to Laos where the Prime Minister Khamtai Siphandone is still going strong at just short of 99 – although the fact that he is the chairman of the Lao People’s Revolutionary Party means you don’t have to actually come up with an election manifesto because, more specifically, you don’t have to stand for election.

But if you do – and accepting Mahathir Mohamad’s weekend disappointment – going before the electorate on a platform of boasting the ability to walk and talk is at least an honest one.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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Getting locked away from all the rest can be no bad thing

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We all got used to a level of confinement during Covid, and if we were honest, occasionally, it was as much of a blessing than a curse; nobody calling unexpectedly to bother you, no journeys you’d prefer to avoid – even if ultimately we were happy to emerge from our pandemic hibernation.

But imagine if you were trapped for days in a pub during a storm – or in Disneyland during a snap lockdown.

Because for the very lucky few, that happened too.

Visitors to Shanghai’s Disney Resort recently found themselves barred from leaving until they produced a negative Covid test after a snap lockdown.

And we can all remember last November with envy, when customers who went to see an Oasis tribute band called Noasis found themselves trapped for days in a pub in the Yorkshire Dales as a result of heavy snowfall during Storm Arwen.

In both cases, quite honestly, it must have been like a dream come true.

The Disney Resort shut its doors all of a sudden after ten cases of coronavirus were discovered in Shanghai itself, with all visitors locked in the theme park until they were given the all-clear.

And while you’d think the reaction would be to kick back and literally enjoy the ride, online videos showed many of the visitors rushing to the gate trying to avoid being stuck in the park.

Perhaps the Chinese have had enough of snap lockdowns and feared they’d literally be on the swings and roundabouts for days on end – because a day earlier, workers at Foxconn, the biggest iPhone maker in Zhengzhou city, were videoed climbing over fences to avoid a similar snap lockdown.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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