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Del boy McNelis plámáses the Yanks to buy fresh air

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Cllr McNelis: Would you buy fresh air from this man?

We’ve heard of selling sand to Arabs. And selling oil to the Sheiks. And selling snow to Eskimos.

Well now you can add a new one to the list: selling fresh air to gullible gobshites.

Not-your-average-slimy-salesman, Galway City Councillor, Niall McNelis, has ditched his usual trick of generating hot-air, and instead has decided to sell it.

The man who fancies himself as the Del Boy of City Hall – who looks more like the lankier Rodney – is actually selling jars of fresh air apparently sourced from Galway Bay.

The jars of fresh air – basically just a recycled jam jar with a lid on and a sticker, which says ‘fresh air . . . collected from Galway Bay’ – are on sale in his Claddagh and Celtic Jewellery shop at Quay Lane.

The always chirpy former deputy mayor explained: “The idea is that you get the jar and bring it back to wherever you’re from, gather your family around the table, open it, and breathe it in. You might end up with a Claddagh accent or an Irish accent or whatever.”

So popular is the Galway Bay jar of fresh air, McNelis the plámásing maverick is planning to extend the range to include Cliffs of Moher, Aran Islands and Knock air.

Soon, not only will visitors be able to buy holy water at the religious Mayo shrine, they will be able buy a jam jar that purports to be filled with holy air, too.

Of course, Niall ‘never better’ McNelis thinks it’s all a bit of craic. Niall ‘and begorrah, isn’t it a fine day, bejabbers, sure, top of the mornin’ to you, me laddie’ McNelis says it’s just a joke really.

But to the poor unfortunates who fork out €5 a pop for empty jam jars – the joke’s on you.

 

See also ‘Jobs’ Minister for the Boys’ – ‘Turf War over Pondweed’ – ‘Dev Óg’s deleted Tweet’ and lots more in Bradley Bytes in this week’s City Tribune here.

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Confusion reigns – but publicans continue serving pints outdoors

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Galway City publicans continued this week to serve alcohol in newly created on-street outdoor dining sections – despite warnings from Gardaí that it was against licensing laws.

The local branch of the Vintners Federation of Ireland (VFI) said it is hoping Government will, if necessary, introduce legislation that facilitates pubs serving alcohol in public spaces reclaimed for outdoor hospitality.

On Friday last, our sister newspaper, Galway City Tribune revealed that Gardaí had visited a number of city pubs warning they were not legally permitted to serve alcohol outdoors in temporary on-street seating areas created by Galway City Council.

Publicans were told that if they continued to flout the rules, files would be sent to the DPP.

When the crux subsequently hit the national headlines, Justice Minister Heather Humphreys urged Gardaí to ‘use their discretion’.

“The overwhelming majority of licensed premises are operating safely, and we in Government are determined to continue to support them. If local issues arise, I would urge local authorities, Gardaí and businesses to engage.

“However, I will also examine whether further measures are required from Government. Licensing law is a complex area but I have spoken to the Attorney General this morning and we will take further action if necessary,” Minister Humphreys said.

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Apple plans second bite at Athenry data centre

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An artist's impression of the proposed Apple Data Centre.

Apple intends to have another bite at plans to build a data centre in Athenry.  Apple Operations Europe has applied to Galway County Council for more time to construct a controversial data centre on a greenfield site at Derrydonnell.

The company said it will identify “interested parties to develop the project” between now and 2026 to meet global growth in demand for data storage facilities.

It will spark hope in the County Galway town of a revival of the €850 million project that was dogged for years by planning delays and court appeals and was subsequently shelved. It may also attract fresh objections.

The world’s largest technology company was granted planning permission to build a €850 million data centre near Athenry in 2015.

An appeal to An Bórd Pleanála by a handful of local residents was not successful, and the planning appeals board confirmed the local authority’s decision in 2016.

But the company ultimately aborted its plans for County Galway in 2018 after three objectors sought a review of the decision through the courts.

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Mum’s dream holiday turns to nightmare after cancer diagnosis

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Julia McAndrew, in hospital in Mexico.

A mother who went to Mexico on a dream holiday to spend Christmas with family is too weak to return home after being diagnosed with advanced cancer.

From the minute Julia McAndrew landed in the South American country, her health took a major downward spiral.

Her son and daughter were shocked when she asked for a wheelchair to make it through the airport.

She and daughter Eliska had flown out to see her son Patrick, who had relocated to Mexico to run an online learning business.

They initially thought she had fallen ill due to the rigours of a 22-hour, multi-stop flight.

But when her stomach problems did not improve and she began to lose a lot of weight and suffered from very low energy, they sought medical help.

This had to be done privately and without the financial help of an insurance company, Patrick reveals.

She was initially diagnosed with anaemia and kidney failure and underwent various treatments, including blood transfusions that appeared to be working.

But three weeks ago, medics discovered that what she had was Stage 4 breast cancer. Julia had cancer a decade ago but was given the all-clear after receiving treatment and a major change in lifestyle.

“It’s returned with a vengeance this time around. It’s spread to her pelvis, ribs and lungs,” reflects Patrick.

The cost of the treatment is $40,000 (€33,000) a month. Her family are hoping to build up her strength enough to endure the long flight home to Oranmore.

They have launched a GoFundMe campaign to raise €280,000 to pay for her treatment and in less than a week a phenomenal €36,000 has been donated.

Read the full story in this week’s Connacht Tribune, on sale in shops now. Or you can download the digital edition from www.connachttribune.ie

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