A Different View
Cute Kerry boys will always take some beating
A Different View with Dave O’Connell
‘Kerry urges Nigeria to respect human rights as it pursues Islamist militants’ exclaimed the headline on the report by Associated Press – well, the Skibbereen Eagle keeping an eye on Moscow is one thing, but now the boys in the Kingdom look to have taken this responsibility as the global guard dog to a whole new level.
The Kerry in question of course was John, the US Secretary of State – although the yapping puppy that is Pat Spillane would undoubtedly have had a few words for the Nigerian half-back line if someone threw a few bob his way to say it.
And Kerry wasn’t the most bizarre name in this AP report, because the former Presidential candidate was directing his comments at Nigeria’s President – the wonderfully titled Goodluck Jonathan, who is indeed a person as opposed to a farewell greeting.
And in truth the Nigerian situation is nothing to make fun of, because they are responsible for gross violations of human rights over the last three years, including executions and kidnapping – particularly along their shared border with Sudan.
Still, it didn’t come as a complete shock that Kerry – the county – would have proffered some opinion on the state of the world, given that they do come across as a sort of superior race.
Maybe it’s the battle for supremacy with their near-neighbours across the county bounds in Cork, a tribe not renowned as a bouquet of shrinking violets in their own right – truly there is no place for the retiring types in the battle between the Kingdom and the Real Capital of Ireland.
But whatever the claims of the Rebel County, the cutest crowd of all are in Kerry – unless the Kerry you’re talking about is Kerry Katona, where you’d need a microscope to find signs of intelligent life – and they see it not so much as a subject for debate but as a birthright.
Perhaps it’s down to their footballing successes of the Seventies and Eighties, when they swept all before them and we loved them because they could beat Dublin. But there are times that it looks like Spillane, in particular, still thinks those days are ongoing.
The reality is that there’s a whole generation tuning into The Sunday Game who never saw him play, and they possibly think this is some forum for angry grey-haired men to spout on about the first thing that comes into their heads.
In fairness to Spillane, he comes across as just stark raving mad – not the sneering, nasty piece of work that Joe Brolly portrays, as he fillets some other poor soul before the eyes of the nation.
Pat, of course, is now the new Jobs Tsar for rural Ireland, which isn’t a bad move given that he can hold down any number of them himself, and all at the same time.
But, once Spillane starts spouting, what are the chances that foreign industrialists won’t quietly excuse themselves to go to the bathroom and make their escape from the tiny window over the cistern?
There must be a job spec for sports analysts somewhere in the bowels of RTÉ that insists they are at least semi-lunatics – what else could explain the continued presence of Spillane, Brolly, Hook and Dunphy on the small screen?
For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.
A Different View with Dave O’Connell
Journalists, for the most part, will never win awards for their sartorial elegance; the traditional image is less of a person in a well-fitted bespoke suit and more a bloke with the racing pages stuffed into a bulging pocket of a jacket that wouldn’t look out of place buried in a hedge.
The exception has traditionally been television where a suit and tie or a dry-cleaned top would be the norm, unless you’re in a war zone where a helmet and flak jacket with PRESS on the front of it are the outfits of choice.
It’s not that we’re badly dressed as a profession, but it’s more the geography teacher image – clean jeans and a work shirt or jumper – than the cocktail party look. And because we don’t have to appear on a small screen before the nation, that’s just grand.
But you don’t see newsreaders in jeans and a tee-shirt – although some apparently might have shorts on out of camera shot – and television reporters on the road could usually make the switch from their day job to a wine bar without going home for a change of clothes.
This dress code doesn’t just apply to journalism of course; the Dáil used to strictly enforce the shirt and tie rule for male politicians until Tony Gregory arrived on the scene with his Dublin inner city street cred and open-neck shirt to make it all a tad more casual.
Then Mick Wallace came along and went full-tramp, with unkempt locks and pink tee-shirts that all look like a white one that ran with a red one in the wash. And suddenly, you have a whole left-wing cohort without a tie to their name between them.
So the rules were relaxed in the corridors of power – and now the BBC is breaking its age-old rules on dress code too….in an effort to seem more authentic and relevant in this social media era.
For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.
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Paul Mescal has a lot to answer for – and it’s nothing to do with his Oscar nights or his antics in Normal People.
No, it’s his propensity to wear sports shorts completely out of context and season – football togs, in old money – because he has inspired a nation of copycats.
Everywhere you look there are fellas out on freezing nights in O’Neill’s togs – frequently set off with white ankle socks and sometimes even sliders – as though they were wandering back from the beach for an hour on a sun bed beside the pool, instead of coping with the freezing temperatures sent down here from the Arctic.
Last Thursday night was the coldest night of the year and only an eejit would go out without a big coat, gloves and a hat.
Indeed you could argue that only an eejit would go out at all, but at least we were on our way to a play – so that was a good excuse given that we’d spend the night in out of the cold.
There we were, wrapped up like Eskimos and edging gingerly through the sleet along the Salmon Weir Bridge when who should be happen upon?
A fella in a sweatshirt and football togs as though this was a sun-kissed evening stolen from July.
Perhaps these hardy boys look on with the same sense of astonishment at us wearing four layers, hat and gloves – but you don’t have to have spent time in medical school to know that you don’t die from sweating.
And yet funnily they don’t even look all that cold. They’re not rushing anywhere fast to get warm; they’re just strolling around like superstar footballers who just bought the place.
Their only concession to this being March in Ireland and not Marbella in August is the said sweatshirt they’re wearing over their tee-shirt to stave off complete hypothermia.
Ironically – and this is only from personal experience – as soon as they go home to the old pair’s gaff for the weekend, the first thing they do is hit the central heating so they can shed the oul’ sweatshirt and chill, but not be chilly because the boiler is burning away for all it’s worth.
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A Different View with Dave O’Connell
It’s a strange thing to go to a funeral when you don’t really know the deceased – because, when you take the personal grief and loss out of the equation, it leaves you just to absorb the joy in enjoying someone’s life on their departure.
That’s not to make light of the sadness suffered by close friends and family members; I’ve been that soldier too and I know that there is little or no consolation in the fact that they left a positive impression on so many.
That won’t come until after you’ve had time to mourn.
But when you’re there because you know one of the family and you just want to offer them a little support in their sadness, you discover you’re finding out about the life and legacy of the deceased after the fact.
It’s like reading an obituary of someone you never met, because when a person is painted in such a positive light, you’re only regret is that you didn’t know them.
All funerals are sad, because someone that friends and family held dear is now gone. If you have faith, they’re gone to a better place – and if you don’t, then it’s just the end.
But either way, it means you won’t see that person again – and there are few more heartrending moments in life than lowering a loved one into the cold earth.
And yet when you take that awful heartbreak out of the equation because you didn’t know the person in the first place, it is what funerals are supposed to be – a celebration of life.
You hear family members and friends tell stories – and often funny stories – of the dead person’s life; you realise how loved and highly regarded they were by those who knew them best – and you think, that’s not a bad legacy after all.
They don’t have to be well-known because the best lives are often ordinary lives; someone who just did their job, reared their family, loved their grandchildren, enjoyed a pint or a bet and bothered nobody to any great extent in their corner of the world.
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